Win a pie for your workplace!
Nope, you’re not dreaming. You, yes YOU, could win a real honest-to-goodness and for true “Summer of Pie” pie and lifetime bragging rights in our “Let Them Eat Pie” contest.
Simple. Submit your name and a way to contact you should you win to email@example.com by June 30, 2011. Any entries received after then will be laughed at and fed to the cat. One entry per person. No made-up names or imaginary persons please. Imaginary winners will receive imaginary pies.
Selection of the winner:
The name of the winner will be picked from some container, probably a shoe box, into which all the qualifying entrants’ names have been placed, by the world’s most reliable randomizing agent: a six year old boy. We’ll tell him to close his eyes, but we can’t guarantee anything. The boy’s first selection will be final, and your chances of winning will be greatly enhanced by being either Tony Stark and/or Thor, God of Thunder.
The winner will then be contacted to determine the date, time and location of the grand prize delivery. The winner will also have a chance to specify any food allergies or aversions (like brussel sprouts — gross) at that time.
The winner must be willing to have their name (first only if preferred) and picture (with or without coworkers, masks optional) appear in an entry on the Summer of Pie official blog.
One Official “Summer of Pie” Pie delivered to your workplace* for the enjoyment of you and your forever grateful coworkers and/or friends.
*The winner’s workplace must be located within the greater Madison, WI area (including Sun Prairie, Mount Horeb, Mazomanie, Oregon, Deforest, and Waunakee) to qualify for delivery. You are welcome to enter if you work outside of these areas, but will have to arrange to pick up the pie yourself should you win. The Summer of Pie isn’t made of money and gas is outrageously expensive.
There isn’t any. You want a second prize, have your own contest.
The Summer of Pie (me) is not responsible for any adverse reactions to the pie or anything that happens after the pie is delivered. We guarantee a severely fresh pie, free of any previously specified allergens. You don’t like it? Too bad. You dropped it? Then you didn’t respect it enough to be careful and don’t deserve it. A coworker stabs another coworker with a spork in an attempt to steal their piece? You should contact your HR department immediately.
That’s it. How easy is that?! Enter today!!